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Holy Future Trainwreck!

Meet Miley Cyrus’ little sister Noah (she’s the tall one).

And she’s rocking the red carpet with her 8-year-old friend Emily, on their way to a another friend’s birthday pool party. Why there’s a red carpet involved with a pool party is anyone’s guess. But since there are more pressing things to discuss here I’ll move on.

Let’s pretend we’re sitting in the dentist’s office looking at a page from an old issue of Highlights and see how many things we can find wrong with this picture.

They are posing in pink bathing suits. Which are Juicy. Like Heidi Montag.

They are wearing gobs of black eyeliner. Possibly mascara. Like Courtney Love.

They are toting cute handbags, as well as a teeny tiny dog. Like Paris Hilton.

And they’re guzzling Red Bull — like Britney — because it’s just so very exhausting being eight.

Gia from the Real Housewives of NJ: Meet your new posse.

(via Gawker)

WHAT HAHAHAHA

Ew.

What is this fuckery?

AHHHHHHHHH MILEY CLONE EXCEPT 12938192831098309390 TIMES WORSE

i love it. sorry,

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    wat the funk! oh my. first, her sisters not a very good role model, and second their parents needa learn how to actually...

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    ahhh this is so wrong =/

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    WTF indeed,it’s when I look at such things that makes me think that the world is doomed.How’s the retard that gives...

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    omg wtaf. lol would it be mean to say that i can see miley’s teeth are in the genes

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    Holy shiet, wtf?? What is going on with the world? Why would their mom dress up an Eight-year-old like an...

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    Cyrus, God bless you

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