fizzzzy:bowlingalleylawyer:folkinz:

imagined anatomy of a lindsay lohan photo:

paparazzi: lindsay! lindsay!

lindsay: (turns toward photographers)

paparazzi: give me attitude! give me something! lindsay!

lindsay: (puckers lips)

paparazzi: more lindsay! give me more! more!

lindsay: (puts hand on hip)

paparazzi: lindsay! over here! squint one eye and say, “i’m 23!”

lindsay: (tilts head)

paparazzi: (click)

I need to hook her up with my Botox Dr.

is that fur coat real? if so, i want it. i don’t care if you live in the south, everyone needs a fur coat. if it’s not, coke is the least of this cheap tasteless whore’s problems. ;)